Black Dragon Hide

Ah, the last words of many a ranger: "It's a black dragon! Hide!".

Dad jokes aside, you really SHOULD hide from a black dragon. They have some kind of deep-seated grievance that means they are horrible to EVERYONE. And they're not the kind of bad person that can be ignored or left off invite lists: they will seek you out and immolate you for even thinking about them. They really are awful.