Pungent Omelette

Get a nose peg for this one. The aroma that wafts from this culinary creation is almost unholy in its sensation. It reaches down from your nostrils into your throat, then it winds its way into your mouth and twists your tastebuds in ways that must surely be illegal.

Still, if you can fight through the stench, then this eggy abomination is surprisingly tasty and helps fortify your body against toxic elements.

The "if" is doing a lot of work in that statement though.