Super Lumberjack Potion

Pour a lumberjack potion down your gullet, and you will feel like not tree could stop you. You will believe that you can move faster than a magic carpet, leap over trees with a single bound. You will believe that you can chop a forest with a single swing of your logging axe.

Well, we're here to tell you that there is a reasonably large delta between what you believe you can do and what you can actually do. So prepare to be a little disappointed when you sober up.